Is this blatant Pokémon clickbait? MAYBE. Is it funny as hell? I sure think so. Am I a curmudgeon who doesn’t see the appeal of Pokémon at all? Most assuredly.
Jigglypuff. Never let your friends find out you like Jigglypuffs.
Koffing. You’ll try it once because it sounds fun, but then it’s just too complicated and not really worth it.
Chansey. We all knew a Chansey, didn’t we? Yeah, we did.
sure it hasn’t
Swinub. Just… don’t ask. It’s better if you don’t know.
Togekiss. Kids these days, always Togekissing.
Probopass. Hurts at first; totally worth it.
Rotom. Hurts at first; not worth it.
Snivy. Probably what Chansey has.
Tepig. You tell people you Tepiged, but you never actually did.
Slurpuff. Don’t do drugs.
Licklilly. I mean… come on.
Squirtle. “I’m so sorry; that has never happened before.”
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